Dusting off the Cobwebs

Hmm..de..hmm..hmm....what the hell? What are you doing here? didn't you see the big boards nailed on the door? Oh, you ripped 'em down eh? Well clear off! This place has been abandoned for nearly a year, thus by squatter law its up for grabs! Oh, what? You're the owner? Euhhh, well I'm gonna mosie off in this direction while you don't call the police, BOB, JIM RUN ITS THE PO PO!